covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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