Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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