SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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