found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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