He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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