He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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