Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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