Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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