as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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