It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
