He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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