I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I checked into jail on foursquare
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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