He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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