I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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