i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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