the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
This house was built for laser tag.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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