I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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