dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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