i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Four minutes until I can fart!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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