After last night, I could never be a politician.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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