don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
DRUNK COOKIES
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