I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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