At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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