The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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