she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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