I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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