i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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