I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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