8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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