Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
