He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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