Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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