so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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