I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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