I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Shitshow foam night was such a success
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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