is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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