What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'd cum for enchiladas.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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