i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
