His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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