so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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