their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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