Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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