Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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