With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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