i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Randomize
