that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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