I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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