You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
