Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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