just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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