he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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