the condom got lost in my hair
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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