Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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