I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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