So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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